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  1. ColonelPickles

    I am worried ginger bread eating monsters will inspire a new era of body image issues for oversized reptiles. Many people and scientists believe that a meteor was the reason behind the extinction of the dinosaurs- however, new research has implicated a far worse and more likely parthenogenesis- dinorexia: the dinosaur form of anorexia nervosa. By supporting this “binge” christmas good consumption with subsequent purging with “soap and water,” the remaining large reptiles in the animal kingdom will fall victim to the vuscious cycles of gratuitous selfies and starvation. Please save what’s left of our cold blooded friends: end dinorexia #dinolove

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